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text[number++] = "<strong>Theresa:</strong> I've lost the only man worth dieting for!"
text[number++] = "<strong>Theresa:</strong> Isn't that right Gwen? You're nothing but a pathetic, vindictive, BITCH!"
text[number++] = "<strong>Theresa:</strong> What do you think? If you allow yourself to have feelings for some guy, your arm will just fall off and you'll never play tennis again?"
text[number++] = "<strong>Theresa:</strong> He probably ran to Gwen's jail cell to empty her drool cup."
text[number++] = "<strong>Theresa:</strong> You bitch! I should pull your blonde hair out by its black roots and choke you with it!"
text[number++] = "<strong>Theresa:</strong> I'm getting married. His name is Ethan and he's perfect. He's my knight in shining armor and my soul mate. We're going to live happily ever after... it'll be just like the fairytale. We'll have the big house on the hill. And the passion and the love like no two people have ever known. There's just one tiny little problem. He hasn't met me... yet."
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